If your kids are a gift, can you take them back?

**nope, they closed the return desk in Nebraska**

"12.14.08 3:50a Nothing is hotter than a guy with dreads!"

Are you kidding???

Nothing is hotter than a guy who has showered, shaved, washed & brushed his hair.

Dreads = lazy & dirty " ********** dreads are fully cleanable with knotty boy dread soap. I like my dreaded men thank you very much. And it smells very nice and fresh!

"I believe AIDS was a gift sent by the earth mother goddess to cleanse the world of humans, thus saving the environment."

Not the most efficient way, is it. She would have done better with a nice air born infectious disease.

i pretend to care about being green when i really could care less

My new puppy really was a gift. Gotta love Christmas time!

I am thrilled that "real" christmas trees are now considered the greener option.

Breeding is for your kids. My dog is a gift.

If your kids are a gift, can you take them back?

When I still see these stupid Hummers on the road, I take a look at the driver and think, exactly what kind of retardation do YOU suffer from?

i die a little inside with every christmas card that comes in the mail.. is it so hard to just pick up the phone? good thing they can be recycled.